So here’s the story. I am seriously looking for a brown toilet. My girlfriend’s father has an obsession with the idea of having a brown toilet installed in his bathroom. I do not know why he wants it, but he does. Not espresso colored, not dark brown, but brown. Like the color of wood.
I had no idea that this was a fact, but it is absolutely impossible to find a brown toilet, even with today’s technology and the Internet. It seems that everybody wants to sell toilets that are white, sand color or grey.
I have searched feverishly now for three days in the hopes that I would be able to get him a brown toilet for his Christmas present. I have checked everywhere. I’ve been on the telephone with Kohler, American Standard all of the great flush companies of the world and have come up empty.
I’ve call them, checked out their websites, they don’t make brown toilets anymore. The brown toilet is a lost art.
I will even pay for somebody to custom make me a toilet that is brown.
This is not a joke. I am dead serious about finding a brown toilet. I respect a guy who knows what he wants, and all my girlfriend’s father wants is to be happy when he sits down on his throne at home. And white is just not cutting it.
If you know anybody, anywhere, that is selling a toilet that is brown, please let me know by emailing me or commenting below, and if you find the right color, I will give you $100 in cash.
THE BROWN TOILET CHALLENGE IS ON, BABY!
By the way, this $100 comes from me personally, not from Dan’s Papers.
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I have your brown toilet
I think he may have one, but I will send along your email…
hey im ivan paredes u probably can get it at BLACKMAN , in Southampton ! Rt. 39 across the street from Hampton Jitney !
I am also looking for a brown toilet. let me know where i can find it .
Sent Dan a photo still waiting to hear from him. If I don’t hear back by 4/2/13, you will have next dibs. If you are still looking, send me an email and I’ll send you a photo.
Bob
u can ge it for sure in mexico, i dont know how far u want to go, i live there and i know some places where u can get it, they have all those antique stuff, but better if i get the number, the city is morelia in michoacan state
I’m pretty sure David found, and ordered, the EXACT toilet his girlfriend’s father wanted. I’ll ask him to post an update so people know what happened….
I need one too. Let me know if you find one.
http://www.colortoilets.com/BROWN-ESPRESSO-MARSEILLE-TOILET-p/marbwtset.htm