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Genius Hamptons Criminal Tries To Make A Run For It On Shelter Island

Well Lloyd, just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber…you go and do something like this…

Police arrested a 30-year-old man in a stolen van from Montauk on Wednesday. The man, quite literally, was trying to avoid police after being suspected of robbing homes in East Hampton and attempting to flee.

The genius then tried to make a run for it to “escape” on Shelter Island, but it was to no avail. He crashed his stolen van on the island into a tree off of South Menantic Road, and then, minus the drugs and cash that he left in the stolen van, tried to make a run for it on foot.

Shelter Island Police called in a K-9 unit, which sniffed out the man and the arrest was made.

Not sure if trying to avoid police on a small island surrounded by water is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard anybody out here do to escape law enforcement, but it’s pretty darn close.

It’s too bad Alcatrez isn’t open anymore, he’d fit right at home on the Rock!

Holy Beach Day! Here’s A Video Of My Day At The Beach With My Dog Sally

You just couldn’t ask for a better day. Perfectly 80 degrees, nobody at the beach, no traffic, the week before Memorial Day Weekend in the Hamptons, a dog and a sweet beach cruiser bicycle.

Just finished up putting this video together. I hope your day was at least something like this. You only get a few days on earth that are this nice.

Facebook IPO: Mark Zuckerberg Should Buy A House In The Hamptons

Facebook will be traded on the NASDAQ stock exchange under the symbol “FB” and the entire world will be paying attention.

A lot of money is going to be made today on Wall Street, and so we pose this question to Mark Zuckerberg, “Would you be interested in buying a house in the Hamptons?”

The fact is, we think you’d fit in just fine out here. Your kind of a weird guy, your a billionaire, you’ve changed the world, you should be hanging out with the other masters of the universe and strolling around the Hamptons.

Maybe a little oceanfront real estate? Hmmm? Tickle your fancy?

Oh and Sean Parker, you should be out here too by the way. Don’t think we don’t know about your sick apartment in Manhattan!

Are you buying stock in Facebook today?

Tall Ships To Invade Greenport. Very Cool.

The Tall Ships Challenge in Greenport is looking to be pretty cool. 7 tremendously beautiful tall ships will be headed to Greenport where tourists and locals can board the ships, talk to the crew and learn about their history, and also enjoy a carnival and live music that will be hosted by the Town.

The history of tall ships is just so amazing. These massive vessels dominated the world and created a trading platform that was never seen before.

One of the most interesting ships that will be there over Memorial Day weekend is the Bounty which is a reconstruction of the original sailing ship HMS Bounty, which served in the Royal Navy.  The MGM film studio built it for the 1962 film named Mutiny on the Bounty and was built to exact specifications of the original vessel, but increased in all by approximately one third to accommodate the large 70 mm cameras used in the filming. Bounty was scheduled to be burned at the end of the film, however Marlon Brando threatened to walk off the set in protest, so MGM kept this vessel in service.

Not a bad thing to at the very least check out for a bit of the day this Memorial Day. I can’t believe it’s almost here!

I Just Can’t Agree With This Keeling Pilaro Field Hockey Decision

I’m going to play a little devil’s advocate here with all of these people who are praising the ruling that 13-year-old boy Keeling Pilaro can now play varsity girls field hockey for Southampton High School.

I don’t really agree with it.

I get that this kid loves field hockey, and I get that he is a great kid, and I get that it is sexist to not allow a boy to play a girls-only sport, I just think it’s a little unfair. Obviously, if this kid is going to grow up to be a superior field hockey player and he competes only against girls, a huge reason why he is a better competitor is going to be because he is a boy.

The reason we split sports between girls teams and boys teams are obvious, I’m not even going to take the time to explain why. If you need that to be explained to you, you need to have your head examined. I’m completely in favor of girls going out for all boys sports if they wish.

Keeling being allowed to play on an all girls team is clearly a unique situation, and he is so bright eyed and happy go-lucky about this entire ordeal that I’ve got nothing but happiness for him that he is getting to do what he wants to do, but I think that his competitive advantage is unfair and shouldn’t be celebrated. I’ve been trying to imagine how I would feel if a top home run hitter in high school baseball suddenly had parents willing to make a public display with lawyers and the media, after they moved to a school district that didn’t have baseball, but did have an all girls softball team and was able to allow that top baseball player to play for an all girls softball team.

I don’t get the sense that Keeling is playing field hockey to take the easy way out because he is physically smaller than a lot of the girls. But what if Keeling was over six feet? What if he was an experienced ice-hockey player and was making the switch to field hockey and it was obvious he was doing it to take advantage of the rules?

How are we all going to feel when Keeling is a senior in high school doing? If he dominates the league in scoring, will it be something that you feel he deserves? I can tell you right now that I don’t think he’ll deserve it.

And to top it all off, they have him racing around in a skirt? They won’t even let this kid wear pants? I mean seriously, if you’re gonna let him play, let the kid wear pants for crying out loud.

Look, fair is fair, and it’s fine. I’m not mad about this decision, I understand it, I just don’t agree with it. If this was my kid, I’d have said, “Strap on some skates and learn how to play hockey on a boys team if you want to play hockey.” But that’s just me.

 

All That’s On My Mind Right Now Is The Facebook IPO

Every minute that passes by is another minute I’m thinking about Facebook. It’s on the tip of everybody’s tongue right now, and I mean everybody, Grandma’s, kids, parents, teenagers, young adults, professionals, they all are at the very least thinking about making a bet on Facebook stock.

Here are my thoughts on it.

Bottom line is that I’m going to buy Facebook stock and the primary reason is because, simply put, this company is making truckloads of money off of its business model, which is still very much in its infancy. Not only is the company making money, but they are doing it in a way that almost seems unfair in the way that Apple and Google make money, they are doing it off of digital products, so the only hard costs involved are brain power and server space.

With that being said, I’m mentally and emotionally prepared to go for a wild ride on this stock, and the reason is because of the mania that is behind it. The underwriters of Facebook have been able to market this stock, quite literally, to the world, which means retail investors of all shapes, colors and sizes will be getting in, and all of them will be jumpy.

But I can’t deny the revenue growth. The money that Facebook makes is real and is growing. This isn’t a situation where we are buying into an online business IDEA that is drowning in investor debt and has computer engineers who think they are geniuses because they know how to restart a computer when it freezes. This isn’t a theglobe.com situation. Facebook, for anyone who doesn’t get this, makes money, and they completely dominate the space that they make it, which is social networking. Nobody even comes close. Below is their revenue from 2007 up until the end of 2011.

Year Ended December 31,  
   2007     2008     2009      2010      2011  
     (in millions, except per share data)  
Consolidated Statements of Operations Data:             
Revenue    $ 153      $ 272      $ 777       $ 1,974       $ 3,711  

Beginning in 2007 up until 2011, this company has been growing at a rapid pace, and they’ve been building the revenue with calm, smart, seasoned executives behind the wheel. It’s not all just Mark Zuckerberg running this show. Seasoned veterans from Google who get the online ad business are his left and right hands, and their stock incentives to grow the company are staggering. Nobody on the board is going along for a ride, in fact, their salaries are almost laughable. Sheryl K. Sandberg, David A. Ebersman and Mike Schroepfer, all Facebook top executives are all making under 300 thousand dollars per year as base salaries, it’s their equity in the company that is making them all millionaires. Everybody that is at the top of the food chain at Facebook has their wealth and reputation are at stake with the success or failure with the companies stock price. And then of course there is Zuckerberg, who is pulling a Steve Jobs, and is will have his salary reduced to one dollar.

What they have accomplished already, with nearly a text book marketing strategy of their IPO, says to me that we’re not dealing with a bunch of Groupon idiots, we’re dealing with people who mean business.

I’m not going into this blindly though, and I will say, there are other investments that I find to be more attractive in terms of feeling secure. But buying into Facebook stock isn’t about feeling secure, this is about taking on a real, calculated risk with a real reward, and not taking a risk is failure.

I also have raised an eyebrow today about the underwriters increasing the amount of shares they are selling, most specifically Tiger Global Management who have increased the amount of shares they are selling to 23.4 million shares, almost 7 times the amount first offered. Goldman Sachs now plans to sell 28.7 million shares, more than double the amount earlier. Facebook’s executives and directors increased the amount of shares they’re selling 62 percent to 189.4 million.

None of this says to me that these guys are running from a sinking ship, as they are also holding an incredible amount of shares to keep for themselves, what it does say to me however is that they think there will be a mania for the IPO, where they can sell shares at inflated prices then re-buy them back when the sell-off comes, bringing in the level minded investors.

My investment strategy is pretty straight forward. I’ll be buying Facebook next week, when the dust settles off of the IPO, with an aggressive stop loss, which I will increase if the share price increases.

Simply put, I want to own Facebook, and my personal nightmare is to see this stock trading for three times as much five years from now, and me looking back on this moment and saying, man I wish I had bought some of that at the time.

 

I’m Totally In Favor Of Bowhunting To Control Deer

Recently, the Town of East Hampton has been considering to use bowhunting as a method of controlling the deer population and just yesterday, they got a letter from PETA asking them not to do that. The letter said, “Bowhunting is among the cruelest forms of,” the email, signed by Jodi Minion, a wildlife biologist with PETA. “Bowhunters often spend hours following bloody tracks before finding wounded deer. Many are not found, and their deaths are slow and painful as it can take weeks for them to succumb to their injuries. Families are then torn apart, and young and weak animals starve or die of dehydration.”

PETA suggested to the Town that they use other methods such as scare tactics to control deer populations, which included using loud radios and water sprinklers.

I’m almost always in favor of PETA and their recommendations for animals. But the deer population is out of control and bow hunting helps control them. Water sprinklers? Is this a joke?

I don’t mean to sound harsh, but people bow hunt. It’s a nice activity and when deer are shot and tracked, I’d say 90 percent of the time the hunter is able to track it down. To me, deer hunting and fishing are in the same category.

So no, I can’t agree with using sprinklers and radios to control the deer population. This is a real problem and the solutions are as simple as doing a great American activity. Furthermore, it’s not like these deer go to waste, every hunter that hunts deer either keeps the meat for himself or gives it away. Life and death is a part of nature. Bow hunting isn’t cruel, packing animals into factory farms is cruel, but bow hunting isn’t.

 

In Defense Of Howard Stern

Let me get this straight. Amagansett resident Howard Stern, widely recognized as one of the funniest guys on radio, is going to be a host on the ABC Television show “America’s Got Talent” tonight and for some reason, all of the sudden, America is deciding that he doesn’t belong on prime time.

If I was allowed to curse on this blog, I believe the words, “Are you @#$@# kidding me?” would suffice.

Honestly, this has got to be some sort of publicity stunt, because there is absolutely no way on the face of this earth that anybody actually cares whether or not this guy appears on a main stream television show. He is already main stream, he’s everywhere, he’s written best-selling books, he’s made a movie that appeared in every theater around the globe, he’s recognized as one of the most important people in radio, and he’s widely known as being a guy that stands up and voices his real opinion on issues that most people won’t even go near in conversation, let alone in public conversation.

I’ve got absolutely no problem with Howard Stern being a judge on “America’s Got Talent.” He’s an entertainer for crying out loud. Parents are letting their kids listen to musicians who have no problem discussing sex in a graphic nature, they seem to have no problem that their kids are all getting obese or that they are on computers all day “not looking at websites that they shouldn’t be looking at.”

If kids are watching Howard Stern on ABC tonight, it would be a break from the filth that they are normally exposed to these days. Since when are comedians suddenly supposed to be the saints of America? Eddie Murphy, one of the most graphic comedians on the planet, is well known now as a kids comic. Robin Williams? I mean, need I say more?

 

 

A Pic Of My Mom And Me When I Was One

Here’s a picture I just came across of my Mom and me when I was one year old. I’d say she did a pretty good job!

Happy Mother’s Day, Hamptonites!

Enjoy the great weather with your Mom today. If you’re looking for something to do—here are some great ideas. 

Send us you’re favorite Mom pic and get it published on danshamptons.com by e-mailing us a picture. 

I Guess Jamie Dimon Could Use A Little Hamptons Beach Time

Well, if you are the CEO of JP Morgan Chase, and your in the mood to get away from it all because you oversaw an individual trading office in London lose $2 billion worth of your companies money, you might need a little Hamptons R and R.

On Thursday, Mr. Dimon, who serves both as chief executive and chairman of JPMorgan, blamed the losses on “errors, sloppiness and bad judgement” and warned “it could get worse”.

You know what I would pay $2 billion for? I’d pay $2 billion for a youtube.com video of the trader in London watching his positions go down by $2 billion dollars, and I’d also pay $2 billion for the audio recording of the phone call that he had to make to Mr. Dimon.

Media reports are saying that the trader was Frenchman Bruno Michel Iksil, nicknamed the London Whale.

“Uhhh…yes hello, Mr. Dimon? Beautiful day isn’t it? Oh you’re not in London right I forgot, well…so anyway…remember that trading strategy I told you about? Turns out, I mean it’s a funny thing really, because you know, it turns out that…I mean really what’s $2 billion anyway when you think about it.”