Well Lloyd, just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber…you go and do something like this…
Police arrested a 30-year-old man in a stolen van from Montauk on Wednesday. The man, quite literally, was trying to avoid police after being suspected of robbing homes in East Hampton and attempting to flee.
The genius then tried to make a run for it to “escape” on Shelter Island, but it was to no avail. He crashed his stolen van on the island into a tree off of South Menantic Road, and then, minus the drugs and cash that he left in the stolen van, tried to make a run for it on foot.
Shelter Island Police called in a K-9 unit, which sniffed out the man and the arrest was made.
Not sure if trying to avoid police on a small island surrounded by water is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard anybody out here do to escape law enforcement, but it’s pretty darn close.
It’s too bad Alcatrez isn’t open anymore, he’d fit right at home on the Rock!














