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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears? That the Bulova Building in Sag Harbor Isn’t a Paintball Business

All I’m saying is that the Bulova Building in Sag Harbor, which went through an endless and (excuse the language) pathetic political runaround to be fixed up into something useful, would make a great place to play paintball.

I’m just putting it out there.

Literally, for as far back as I can remember, which is about 20 years, the Bulova Building in Sag Harbor, has been “under construction” or “plans are being reviewed by the whoever board,” only for it to continuously fall apart in the middle of town. Now it finally appears to be under construction and nearing completion. The building is ginormous, has history to it, and damn it, would be a freaking awesome place to play paintball. I’d shell out 20 bucks to spend an hour playing there without question.

The Bulova building is one of the shining star examples of how useless and paralyzing government can be. Scaffolding, waste and other nonsense had been there for decades. Any attempt by the private sector to solve the issue is quickly shut out by local government because it’s not fixed up “their” way.

So, maybe it’s not too late to change the use. It wouldn’t be a shock if some Sag Harbor board intervenes and stops construction, even at this stage of the game. And if they like seeing that building fall apart, we might as well allow people run around there with a few paintball guns and blast away at each other.

I’m just saying. You know it would be great.

Anybody Else Amazed That Willie Nelson Will Be Playing At The Surf Lodge And The Cost To Go Is Nothing??

I’m SHOCKED AND CHAGRINNED! STUPIFIED AND MORTIFIED! HOW IN THE WORLD IS A WILLIE NELSON CONCERT FREE AT THE SURF LODGE JUNE 9!?

I don’t know how they are doing it, but it’s true. You can go see Willie Nelson, as in THE REAL Willie Nelson, at the Surf Lodge in Montauk on June 9 and the only thing you have to do is show up.

How in the world did the guys at Surf Lodge pull this off? Is there something that I’m missing here?

Willie Nelson is a legend. He’s as big as they come. So you can bet your hat that the Surf Lodge is going to be jammed packed with people. Surely this isn’t going to upset any of the officials in Montauk when the crowds from all over start coming in.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the Surf Lodge is a gift to the business community in Montauk. All they do is bring in more tourists into that area. I know it’s not a popular thing to say, but just try living in Montauk year round as a local and have a bad summer season. I’d love to hear you talk about how you wish there were fewer people in town.

Ditch Plains Beach Will Be Saved By the Feds Just in Time, Thanks to Congressman Tim Bishop

On Tuesday I got a frantic email forwarded to me from Laraine Creegan from the Montauk Chamber of Commerce regarding Ditch Plains Beach and how bad the erosion was there, and also how important it was that the Town of East Hampton come up with the money for the beach to be restored. The email read,

“At the Montauk CAC meeting last night we discussed Ditch Plains Beach and the need for the TOWN to place sand on the beach ASAP. There was a resolution WITH 100% agreement for the EH Town Board to do so. We need all hands on board to appeal to the EH Town Board to insist this be done. PLEASE attend the work session meeting this morning at TOWN HALL East Hampton to voice your concern that we need 15,000 yards of sand to be dumped on Ditch Plains Beach NOW! This will be a devastating July / August once school lets out and you can’t even spread a towel on the beach! Ditch Plains is world famous and we need to tell our Town Board that wherever they can get the money to do this it is critical to this summer, it’s residents, and our economy are counting on them! If you cannot go to the meeting today then send Emails to all Board members TODAY!! ASAP!”

The email got me startled for two reasons. One is because Ditch Plains beach is in fact a very important tourist attraction and world famous destination in Montauk, and two, because the Town of East Hampton, like many other towns, are under the financial microscope right now, and it didn’t seem like a sure thing that the beach was going to get restored quickly.

But it wasn’t too long afterwards that I found out that Congressman Tim Bishop and state and local officials representing East Hampton Town announced that federal funding was going to be pumped into Montauk to begin the process of rebuilding heavily-eroded beaches of the South Fork. The money was approved by the federal Office of Management and Budget yesterday, just a few hours after Laraine‘s email was sent out, as part of the implementation of the US Army Corps of Engineers’ (USACE) Fire Island to Montauk Point (FIMP) Reformulation Study.

I’m rarely thrilled with the work that politicians do for our community, but Bishop really has put a lot of worry at ease when it comes to beach erosion on Long Island, and he’s also going to be putting a lot of people to work at the same time.

The USACE included $700 million for implementation of FIMP in its second interim report for a strategy to expend $3.461 billion appropriated by Congress for construction of previously authorized Corps projects in the areas impacted by Sandy.

Bishop said that, “Superstorm Sandy was a once-in-a-generation storm that dealt a heavy blow to Downtown Montauk and other areas along the South Shore, but it has provided a unique opportunity to secure a stronger and more resilient coastline for the long term at 100 percent federal expense,” said Congressman Bishop. “I will continue to advocate in the strongest terms for a plan that will protect vulnerable beachfront properties and the beaches that make Montauk a world-class vacation destination.”

New York State Assemblyman Fred W. Thiele said, “Our coastlines, the crux of the East End‘s economy, were severely impacted by Superstorm Sandy. This funding will allow us to address the serious erosion issues Montauk is facing in the immediate future, as well as providing a long term solution to ensuring a more resilient coastline. I want to personally thank Congressman Bishop for his tireless efforts to help ensure federal aid is directed to the areas of highest concern.”

I applaud Congressman Bishop’s efforts in securing funds to help rebuild our valuable beaches, from Fire Island to Montauk,” said Suffolk County Legislator Jay Schneiderman. “Areas such as Montauk are important to our economy and our beaches are not only a  tourist attraction but they provide important protective barriers to residential and commercial areas during storms.”

This is great news for the hamlet of Montauk and the Town of East Hampton,” said East Hampton Town Supervisor Bill Wilkinson. “Sandy painfully highlighted the vulnerability of downtown Montauk. The global attraction of these beaches are an economic asset to all of New York and I, the people of Montauk and the residents of East Hampton want to personally thank Congressman Bishop for his extraordinary efforts in securing the expertise and funding to complete this renourishment.”

In addition, Bishop announced that the ACOE‘s second interim report also includes $18 million to fund design work and construction of an 840-feet of riprap stone revetment for long-term erosion control at Montauk Point to protect the historic Montauk Lighthouse and associated facilities. USACE has not yet released a timetable for the next phases of the project.

Good.

Hanging Out with Some Real Navy SEALS in Montauk at Navy Beach

It was a pretty cool scene at Navy Beach restaurant over the weekend. An outdoor party that included a yacht anchored right off the coast of the restaurant, a legendary sunset, Nancy Atlas playing music outdoors and U.S. Navy SEALS walking about.

The party raised money for The Navy SEAL Foundation, which provides each service member and their family with the confidence and comfort that their family will be taken care of while on active duty, in the days immediately after a tragedy and in the years to follow.

Krista Meyers, Katie O'Connell, Kathy O'Connell

Krista Meyers, Katie O’Connell, Kathy O’Connell

On the beach outside the restaurant I got to mingle with retired Navy SEAL Captain Jim O’Connell, who looks like everything that a Navy SEAL should look like. Just his presence on the beach felt as hard as nails and when I shook his hand, the grip was like an iron safe. His daughter and wife were enjoying a large chair on the beach and the view when I said, “It’s a real honor to meet you.”

“Thank you,” Captain O’Connell said.

Other than some light conversation about how beautiful the day was, we didn’t say much else. He’s the kind of guy that at least for me, I didn’t want to show anything else but respect.

Speaking of respect, located in directly next to the Nancy Atlas band was Montauk resident and retired Marine John Behan, who lost both of his legs in war and sits in a wheelchair, but you wouldn’t think for a second that he’s bothered by it. He said with a smile, “This is a very nice party, isn’t it? How can you beat this?

John Behan, Retired U.S. Marine

John Behan, Retired U.S. Marine

Ingrid Lemme from Gurney’s Inn was at the party and showing her support, as well as others from the Naval Community, including the William M. Fries of the Board of Directors for the National Navy UDT-SEAL Museum and Memorial. There were also local wines from Lieb Cellars and beer from Brooklyn Brewery.

Ingrid Lemme, David Rattiner

Ingrid Lemme, David Rattiner

The Montauk community has many ties to the armed forces. It has been used as an Army, Navy, Coast Guard and Air Force base. During World War II the US Navy bought most of the east end to use as a military base. Fort Pond Bay became a seaplane base. The U.S. Army established Camp Hero with 16-inch guns to protect New York shipping lanes. Several concrete bunker observation posts were built along the coast, including one immediately to the east of the Montauk Lighthouse. You can even see these places today if you walk through Camp Hero. The base buildings were disguised so they would appear from above as a New England fishing village. The Army wasn’t the only military service active in wartime Montauk. The largest facility was the Navy‘s massive new torpedo testing plant. Designed to help develop and test the new generation of torpedoes that would help win the war, it was located on Fort Pond Bay, along Navy Road. Montauk was a logical choice.

Geographically it was close to the only torpedo development facility in the county, the NewportRhode Island Naval facility. It was also a lightly settled area guaranteeing total security, with a body of water at Fort Pond Bay deep enough for the biggest Navy ships, and a natural bay wide enough to safely test fire and retrieve torpedoes.

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Kelly Killoren Bensimon’s Book Party at the Montauk Yacht Club

What else is there to say when Kelly Killoren Bensimon comes out to the Hamptons and throws a book party at the Montauk Yacht Club?

The former model, author, socialite, former editor of Elle Accessories and Bravo television star from The Real Housewives of New York City had a book launch party over the weekend for her new book In The Spirit Of The Hamptons which takes you on an unparalleled photographic journey through the Hamptons with photographs that include the local beaches and lifeguard stands, as well as local baseball games.

The book party was outside and owner Adam Berkowitz of  LeSUTRA Sparkling Liqueur was serving drinks along with a Hint Water rep.

James Casale (Kelly's surf instructor), Natacha and Pete Casale

James Casale (Kelly’s surf instructor), Natacha and Pete Casale

 

 

Jevon Bruh, Leslie Peirez

Jevon Bruh, Leslie Peirez

 

I met Kelly‘s personal surfing instructor who said she’s “a very fast learner and extremely athletic.”

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“The Waves For Water” Benefit at Sole East Was as Cool as it Gets in Montauk

“This is a pretty good party,” I said to David Ceva, the owner of Sole East in Montauk who held a party/fundraiser to benefit the Waves for Water Hurricane Sandy Relief Initiative at his hotel over the weekend.

The party included an outdoor barbecue and surf movies outside on Sole East‘s massive lawn area. There were blankets, teak chairs and surfers hanging out everywhere. The BBQ dinner was catered by The Backyard Restaurant and the food was about as perfect as it gets. Even legendary surfing filmmaker Philip Mansfield was there enjoying some BBQ.

Nick Lynn (Surf Rider NYC), Tyler Bruer (Smash Surf), James Katsipis

Nick Lynn (Surf Rider NYC), Tyler Bruer (Smash Surf), James Katsipis

Montauk Photographer and surfer James Katsipis said hello as three girls from London, Lucy Francis, Sophie Nevin and Candice O’Brien laughed the night away.

London girls, Lucy Francis, Sophie Nevin, Candice O'Brien

London girls, Lucy Francis, Sophie Nevin, Candice O’Brien

I was impressed by the turnout. Sole East is a great spot.

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A Stolen Trophy From The Hampton Classic Listed on E-Bay Makes Its Way Home

Mary O’Connor, a Facebook user who discovered a stolen Hampton Classic Trophy on E-Bay and then told the Hampton Classic about it, is a local Internet hero.

Nobody is too sure how long ago a trophy from the Hampton Classic was stolen from a trophy closet at the Hampton Classic headquarters on Snake Hollow Road in Bridgehampton, but when the listing appearing on E-Bay May 15, some eyebrows were raised. It is possible that the trophy was stolen over 20 years ago, or it could have been stolen two months ago, nobody is too sure, since nobody noticed the trophy missing until it appeared in an E-Bay listing last month.

The listing describes the trophy as, “VERY UNIQUE GIFT OR ADDITION TO YOUR HAMPTON CLASSIC HOME”

They should have added the word, HOT  in there.

Shanette Cohen, the Executive Director of the Hampton Classic, filed a police report when she realized that the trophy was in fact stolen.

The seller of the listing, unfortunately, does not appear to be the jerk that stole the trophy. When Shanette Cohen told the woman that the trophy had been stolen, the seller said that she bought the trophy at a yard sale and was considering an E-Bay bid for around $500, but once Shanette Cohen told her that it was illegal to sell stolen goods on E-Bay and filed the police report, the seller personally dropped off the trophy in Bridgehampton.

And so, the trophy is back, safe and sound, inside the trophy closet at the Hampton Classic. And somewhere out there, on the loose, is a sticky fingered criminal who had access to the trophy room at the Hampton Classic. And I’m guessing that he/she is shaking in his horse shoes as an investigation continues.

I’ve heard a few Hamptons police blotter whoppers in my day, but this one is certainly a classic.

I Met Bethenny Frankel at the New Hampton Coffee Today!

It was a pretty exciting morning for me today  at the new Hampton Coffee in Southampton (which is fantastic by the way). On my way to work getting a cup of my morning Joe, Bethenny Frankel was in line getting breakfast with her daughter.

I have been going there pretty much every morning and know the barista there, and both of us were excited that she was there. Usually I don’t do this, but I asked Bethenny for a picture and she was happy to take one together which I thought was really nice of her to do.

After we took the picture, one of the guys at the coffee shop said to me, “You’re a lucky man.”

“Yep.”

Only in the Hamptons.

You Might Be a Montauk Hipster if…

The last time I was out in Montauk I was simply stunned by how many hipsters from Manhattan were out there. The amount of black rimmed glasses and stingy brim fedora summer hats hit me in the face like a ton of bricks.

I brought it up casually in conversation last night and it was agreed by all, there are a lot of hipsters in Montauk. The only issue with the hipster problem in Montauk is that many of them have absolutely no idea that they are hipsters. So, here are a few little signals of Montauk hipsterdom that I’ve come up with in case you are unsure of your Montauk hipster-ality.

1. If the words, “Let’s go play acoustic guitar on the beach” have ever come out of your mouth, you may, per chance, be a Montauk hipster.

2. If you own a pair of black Ray-Ban sunglasses and wear them to lunch at Duryea’s, you might be a Montauk hipster.

3. If you are a pasty white male who is “learning how to surf this summer in Montauk,” you might be a Montauk hipster.

4. If you dream of one day buying a beat up pickup truck or Jeep Wrangler for $500 to carry your $5,000 worth of brand new surfboards and wetsuits, you might be a Montauk hipster.

5. If you feel naked without your stingy brim fedora, it’s quite possible, there is a chance, you are a Montauk hipster.

6. If the words, “Let’s drink Vodka out of water bottles and get drunk on the train out to Montauk” have ever come out of your mouth, you might be a Montauk hipster.

7. If you are 23, live in New York City, work in marketing or finance, and think that you’d make a great commercial fisherman in Montauk, it’s quite possible that you are a Montauk hipster.

8. If you once wrote a personal blog post about how you once caught your own fish in Montauk and then cooked it for dinner and then facebooked a picture of said cooked fish with the phrase, “nothing beats catching your own food to nourish oneself,” you’re probably a Montauk hipster.

9. If you’ve ever had a photo shoot at the beach for your indie music album cover, it just may happen that you’re a Montauk hipster.

10. If you are the mayor of any location in Montauk on Foursquare, you might be a Montauk hipster.

“Serenity Now” has Been Reborn in East Hampton

The damage has finally been fixed to the bow of my sailboat, “Serenity Now” and the process of fixing it myself could not have been more rewarding.

I recently wrote about how I installed a new rub rail on my 1975 O’Day 25 sailboat. That process was a lot of work, but I was fairly confident I could do it. Fixing fiberglass damage on the front however was not something I was all that confident with, but I think the fix came out pretty good.

The damage, which happened from the boat smashing into the dock from not being tied up strong enough during a storm (that’s my story anyway), was fixed using Marine Tex, which is amazing stuff, recommended to me by our Technology Director here at Dan’s, Dennis Rodriguez.

The process took about three days. First I sanded away at the damaged area and chipped out with a hammer all of the excess fiberglass. Then I mixed up the Marine Tex, which is activated by combining two different chemicals that come with the product. Very carefully, I pasted it on the damage. When I was done, I waited two days for epoxy to cure.

After that was more sanding. I was nervous about painting the area because I have zero experience painting the the boat.

I mixed up some white and blue paint and did everything I could to match up the color of the sailboat with the color of the paint I was using. I didn’t use any type of special paint. I just used basic acrylic paint, and I’m sure this was a terrible idea, but it seems to be holding up so far.

After a lot of experimentation with the colors, I finally got a color that matched decently. I then let the paint dry, sanded the area again, then painted it again. Here what the end result is. Not bad right?

Finally, I decided that this year it was time to have a respectable looking decal on the bow that displays the boats name. At the stern, I have a few stickers that read “Serenity Now” but they are block stickers and don’t look very professional.

My fiancee designed the decal, and again I was nervous to place it on the boat, but it was fairly straight forward. All I had to do was run the decal across the boat, apply a little applicator, wait, then peel it off carefully.

Serenity Now” has been reborn in East Hampton!

So now all that’s left to do is rig up the sails and get the boat in the water. So…yea…I’ll probably be finished with that by Labor Day….

Happy boating.