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How to Spend $600 Million in the Hamptons

The mysterious Florida Powerball jackpot winner is going to need some help spending all of that money. Luckily, there are some things you can buy in the Hamptons that will at least put a dent in that $600 million payout. For example…

A $75 million home in East Hampton is now for sale near Georgica Beach. The house is listed in East Hampton‘s most prestigious area, with 5.5 acres of land, a boating dock, Georgica Pond frontage and everything else that impresses people.

Not into buying? Well then, how about a rental? For just $500,000 every two weeks, one can rent the infamous “Sandcastle” estate built and owned by Joe Farrell. Last year, Jay-Z shelled out the record amount for two weeks in July, so if you want to rent it year round (26 x $500,000) it will only cost you $13 million. And of course, you can probably get the year round discount.

Still got a few hundred million left gathering interest? Don’t worry, we can keep the spending going. If you’re into golf you could get memberships at Sebonack and The Bridge golf clubs which are rumored to cost $1,000,000 year. That can set you back a little bit.

You can also buy a few airplanes and helicopters to get you around town. Light jets can run you anywhere between $3 million to $8 million and can take five to eight passengers roughly 2,000 miles. Fly that baby into East Hampton airport and then pay off the neighbors who complain about the noise for $1 million per neighbor.

Boats. Out here on the East End, boats are great. I’d go for a nice sailboat since motor boats are bad for the environment. Going green when you’re rich is very in these days. I’ve noticed that a lot of pool houses have solar panels, which, you know, help offset the 20,000,000-square-foot home’s heating bill.

Anyway, Nautor Swan 105 can cost beyond $10 million, not to mention the $1 million a year or so you’ll be spending on the cost of keeping it in pristine condition and keeping a captain and crew fully staffed year round.

And what about autos? Well, there’s always the Bugatti, which is a car that will run you about $2 million. Why not get one for everybody you know?

Of course, you’ve got to give some to charity, and there is no better or more fun way to do it than to donate to charity through the party circuit here in the Hamptons. The Annual Have A Heart Ball and Dan’s Taste of Two Forks are great options, and the giving is limitless, so technically, you can spend it all there.

Note from writer: This was actually a lot more difficult than I thought it would be. Anybody out there have some more ideas?

Mary Boone Hosts Eric Fischl’s “Bad Boy” Party

North Haven painter Eric Fischl‘s new memoir Bad Boy seems to have elevated his status to rock star over recent weeks. The book is getting high praise from both readers and critics, and Fischl celebrated his success with a book party at Mary Boone Gallery in Manhattan last week.

Gallery owner Mary Boone and Crown Publishers threw the star-studded affair, which included a guest list of New York‘s best and brightest. Among the notable guests were some of Fischl‘s Hamptons neighbors, art world colleagues and Hollywood admirers. Steve MartinE.L. Doctorow, Fischl‘s wife April GornikRoger WatersWill CottonLaurie SimmonsGriffin DunneAndres SerranoNessia Pope, Eleonora Kennedy, Michael KennedyLally WeymouthRichard Farley and Nicole Miller.

Friends and fans toasted Fischl at the party and the artist posed for photographs throughout the night.

Named for one of his most famous paintings, Bad Boy: My Life On and Off the Canvas (published May 7, 2013) is a book about Fischl‘s difficult childhood, his life in the New York art world, both as an emerging and successful artist, and more. Amazon.com says he has written a ”searing exploration of his coming of age as an artist, and his search for a fresh narrative style in the highly charged and competitive New York art world in the 1970s and 1980s. …Fischl joined the front ranks of America artists, in a high-octane downtown art scene that included Andy Warhol, David Salle, Julian Schnabel, and others. It was a world of fashion, fame, cocaine and alcohol that for a time threatened to undermine all that Fischl had achieved.”

Bad Boy: My Life On and Off the Canvas

The cover of Bad Boy: My Life On and Off the Canvas by Eric Fischl

I Tried the Beer at Montauk Brewing Co. and it’s Pretty Damn Good

I was nervous that I wouldn’t like it, because I knew my local bias was going to want to like the beer at Montauk Brewing Co. But let me tell you, when the fresh, ice-cold, crisp beer hit my lips after a fresh pour from the handmade bar across the street from the Montauk Movie, I was completely impressed. Montauk Brewing Co. is the real deal. The beer is really, really, really good. This ain’t no situation where a bunch of locals are getting charity support for a new business that is just “okay.” This is beer that is going to be sought out from fans all over the world in the next coming years.

The bar offers a tasting room, sort of like a winery. The deal is that you aren’t allowed a full pour of beer due to government regulations, so instead, for $8, you try a small pour of each one of their beers and, if you’d like, you can buy a growler of beer and take it home. It’s fun, it’s relaxing and the beer is good.

Owners Vaughn Cutillo, Joe Sullivan and Eric Moss—all locals and under 30—are now committed to the operation full time and are behind the bar, which sits underneath a painted wooden fence in the shape of an American flag.

Any time you are in Montauk and are looking for something to do, this is definitely high on the list of places to stop. It’s easy going and the beer is remarkably ice cold. “We keep the temperature of the beer almost exactly at freezing,” Joe Sullivan told me. “It’s just how we like it.”

My favorite was the Driftwood Ale, a smooth IPA that the owners are selling to restaurants throughout Montauk, including the popular Harvest on Fort Pond.

“You’re really living the dream,” I said to Joe. ”We’re trying, it’s not easy and a lot of work, but that’s the point, I guess,” he replied.

I highly recommend the beer here. Montauk Brewing Co. is now one of the top reasons I’ll be making trips to Montauk more often this summer.

Mel Brooks Doc Airs Monday

A new documentary on Hamptons comedy legend Mel BrooksMake a Noise, premieres nationally Monday, May 20 at 9 p.m. (ET/PT) on PBS. The laugh-out-loud film is part of PBSAmerican Masters documentary series, funded by the National Endowment for the Arts.

Make a Noise features new interviews with Brooks and his friends and colleagues, including Hamptonites Matthew Broderick and Nathan Lane, as well as Cloris Leachman, Joan Rivers, Tracey Ullman and his close friend, with whom he created The 2000 Year Old Man more than 50 years ago, Carl Reiner.

Watch the trailer below.

Bethenny Frankel Talk Show Picked Up for Fall

Hamptons regular Bethenny Frankel will return to the small screen this fall in bethenny, a syndicated talk show. After a successful six-week test run last summer, the show has been picked up in 98 percent of the country. ellen DeGeneres will serve as a producer.

The show features Frankel’s her unfiltered and playful perspective on topics for women, such as love and relationships, celebrity interviews, beauty and fitness. The reality star cum talk show host promises to broach taboo subjects and speak her mind. As she says, “We’re going there!”

To keep up with the latest bethenny news, including dates, times and channel, stop by South O’ the Highway, follow Frankel on Twitter at @Bethenny or sign up for the show’s weekly newsletter. Also check out the bethenny tickets page for info about seeing the show live!

Episodes of the new syndicated show begin airing September 9.

Watch the promo video below to see a taste of what we should expect on bethenny.

Bobby Paltauf, 13, Completely Took Over the Montauk Music Festival Last Night

Bobby Paltauf is a 13-year-old musician who has a stunning amount of talent. Last night at Zum Schneider in Montauk, he had the entire audience sitting in awe. His passion and talent was beyond anything I’ve ever seen at his age. Everybody in Montauk is talking about him and rightfully so. Wow.

Irish Recipes from a Westhampton Beach Cookbook Author

Westhampton Beach cookbook author Margaret M. Johnson has done it again with Celebrating Grand Places & Glorious Food, Flavors of Ireland (Ambassador Books), her seventh Irish cookery book to date.

The pleasures of Ireland should NOT be reserved for St. Patrick’s Day! In fact, with Johnson’s mix of traditional and modern Irish cuisine you can happily “go Irish” every day of the year. Sure there’s a lotta’ lamb, but how about some Duck Breast with Caramelized Shallots and Port Wine Sauce or Pan Seared Sole with Capers, Tomatoes and Lemon Butter?

The recipes are well organized by meal or course, such as “Starters, Soups, Salads” and “Breakfast Brunch, Breads.”

On the day that I received this book at the Dan’s Papers offices I turned immediately to the “Grand Finales” section—wow! Then I made her traditional Spotted Dog as soon as I got home. Thank you, Margaret Johnson, for bringing the unique flavor of raisins and caraway seeds back to me! Like a scone but better. Of, course everything’s better with Irish butter…

A natural storyteller, Johnson clearly revels in all things Irish and all things delish. I appreciate her many references to Irish history. These recipes have me excited about exploring my Irish heritage and the gorgeous photos in the book have me pining for a trip to the Emerald Isle. By incorporating recipes from top chefs across that country, she’s effectively provided a map for crossing Ireland on your stomach. Even more helpful—one can actually book a tour to travel with the author across Ireland! There’s even a map with the country’s food products superimposed over the areas where they originate. So helpful after six or seven Magner’s.

Why Johnson’s recipes frequently advise adding “four tablespoons” of a given ingredient such as raisins, nuts, flour—rather than the equivalent quarter cup—I don’t know, but I do remember Mario Batali once telling Martha Stewart to put “12 tablespoons” of olive oil into a pan—so she’s in good company.

Here are just a few of the colorful terms about to enter your vocabulary if this is your first Irish cookbook: Boxty, Brack, Gubbeen, Fishy Fishy Pie.

I’m looking forward to making the Red Onion Marmalade and Johnson’s Granola, though I’ll substitute New York maple syrup for Irish honey because that’s “my thing.”

I find Johnson’s recipes easy to follow and readily adaptable—you will too.

Another cookbook that recently crossed my desk is Classic Artisan Baking by Julian Day (Ryland Peters & Small). This is Day’s first cookbook; he is the proprietor of Meg Rivers Cakes in England. I’m a big fan of Steve Painter’s food photography so I was immediately sucked in—and the vintage kitchenalia pictured is primo! But beyond the look of this tome, it provides basic, thorough instruction for producing some classics. Who wouldn’t love a “family cake?” To quote Day, “Baking is fun and the best results come from keeping things simple—don’t take short cuts for the sake of convenience and take your time when baking; it’s a wonderful way to chill out. Always use the best ingredients you can find—because that way even the humblest cake can be elevated to something rather special.” Bravo! Sounds like a great way to spend a weekend—or a lifetime—in the Hamptons.

Bruce Hornsby Cancels WHBPAC Show

Due to illness, Bruce Hornsby has rescheduled his performance today at the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center to Saturday, September 28. All ticket holders will be contacted directly. WHBPAC apologized for any inconvenience the change caused fans.

The show was supposed to be a chance to get up-close and personal with the Grammy-winning singer/songwriter, who first topped the charts with “The Way It Is.” Fans will have to wait until fall for his intimate solo performance.

As a poor consolation, enjoy this video

Jennifer Lopez Performs on American Idol Finale

New Water Mill homeowner Jennifer Lopez put on a show-stopping performance of her new single “Live it Up” on Thursday’s American Idol Season 12 Finale, which aired live on Fox from Los AngelesNokia Theater.

Lopez, a former Idol judge, and frequent collaborator Pitbull got the audience moving with the performance, and then shared a one-minute teaser for her new “Live It Upmusic video shortly before this year’s winner, 23-year-old Candice Glover, was announced. A flawless and powerful singer, Glover defeated well-loved fellow finalist Kree Harrison for the title. Before becoming “the next American Idol” this season, she had auditioned for both the show’s ninth and 11th season.

Along with crowning Glover, the show’s last remaining original judge Randy Jackson announced he would not be returning for Season 13. Reports indicate that current judges Keith Urban, Nicki Minaj and Hamptons visitor Mariah Carey also may not return next year, though nothing has been confirmed. Lopez left the Idol judges table following Season 11.

On Wednesday, JLo walked the red carpet at Manhattan‘s Edison Ballroom for the 2013 NUVOtv Upfront Presentation. The event debuted the programming lineup for her new television network NUVOtv.

Watch Lopez and Pitbull perform “Live It Up” on the AI Finale below. Keep scrolling down for the one-minute “Live It Upvideo teaser.

Teaser of Jennifer Lopez‘s new “Live It Upmusic video:

The Atlantic Ocean in the Hamptons Was Epic Yesterday

Yesterday at dusk, with the sun giving off an absolutely perfect amount light on top of saltwater, I sat in complete in awe by the beauty of the ocean at the beach in Southampton (no I’m not going to say which one because it’s my secret beach).

Not only was I the only one on the beach for as far as I could see, but even being a local guy and having seen the beaches of the Hamptons nearly every day of my life, it still blows my mind how gorgeous it is. Yesterday was a particularly amazing day, and if you are stuck in New York City right now wondering if this weekend is going to be a good weekend to come out East, just have a look at the video below and I think you’ll have your answer.