(May 12, 2013) It was as if the entire animal kingdom ran wild on Shelter Island last week. Luckily McGumbus had things under... More
crime — Archive
Hamptons Police Blotter: Missing Parrot, McGumbus
(January 20, 2013) This week in the Hamptons the cops were busy with a lot of criminal activity that included Ferrari rims getting... More
Is Hamptons Life Imitating “Revenge” Now?
(December 12, 2012) As you know, I am a huge fan of ABC’s Revenge. So when I hear a story about a Hamptons man... More
A Springs Man Was Stabbed This Morning
(August 13, 2012) At approximately 5 a.m. on Monday morning, August 13, 2012, officers from the East Hampton Town Police Department were dispatched... More
Three Half Naked Women Beat A 60-Year Old Man Unconscious In Southampton On Tuesday While In Traffic
(July 27, 2012) The following is a reported story about an incident that took place during the massive traffic jam in the Hamptons... More
The Big TOTF Forks Have Been Stolen! And We’re Mad As Hell!
(July 17, 2012) You may have seen the giant two forks around town that symbolize the Dan’s Taste of Two Forks event. We’ve... More
Genius Hamptons Criminal Tries to Make a Run for It on Shelter Island
(May 20, 2012) Well, Lloyd, just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… Police arrested a... More
Carrie Oakly Is Sentaced To Community Service
(April 17, 2012) Carrie Oakly, a woman involved in an $82 million mortgage-stacking scheme in the Hamptons was sentenced to 840 hours of... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Dog Walkers, Lousy Nephews
(March 20, 2012) Lot’s of wild things happened in the Hamptons this weekend, including the arrest of a dog walker, a man who became... More
To The Guy Still At Large For Stealing Women’s Underwear In East Hampton
(December 9, 2011) The above is a police sketch that was drawn after a man was spotted stealing women’s underwear from an East... More
