(June 17, 2013) I recently added a length of 6’ fence in the shrubs along the side of our property, which is now... More
Deer — Archive
Deer and Tourists: Here’s What Might Be Done
(April 4, 2013) A company called Vision Air Research is now halfway through the job of counting the number of deer in East... More
Manifesto from the King of Deer in the Hamptons
(February 16, 2013) We the Odocoileus Virginianus seek to cause no harm to the people of the East End. However, there are demands... More
Pippin and Kate—A Love Affair
(January 14, 2013) Dogs just don’t hunt deer—they befriend them too! Watch Pippin the doe and Kate the Great Dane having a love-in on... More
Breaking News: Deer Still a Problem on East End
(January 9, 2013) The deer population is out of control out here. They jump in front of cars. They stare at you from... More
Predictions 2013: Las Vegas, Windmills, Deer, Sag Harbor
(January 1, 2013) A sudden surge in farming causes the owners of McMansions to band together to save their homes from the bulldozers.... More
Deer Management Plan May Finally Be Here
(November 12, 2012) It’s been 70 years since Disney’s Bambi endeared itself to audiences worldwide, though most people would have been stumped in... More
The Island Hopper Is Designed for You!
(October 12, 2012) The Shelter Island Reporter reported two car vs. deer collisions last week. In each case the deer caused more than... More
Climbing Back to the U.S.A.
(October 9, 2012) Well, it’s official: autumn is here. I’ve spoken with several maple trees and tried to get them to turn colors... More
Follies with Hamptons Fauna
(September 24, 2012) In a scenario similar to the ritual migrations of some large land animals—the wildebeests of Africa might come to one’s... More
