(April 21, 2013) Hippies started playing Bingo on Shelter Island and McGumbus didn’t like it. The there was the guy who stole a... More
laws — Archive
A Modest East End Proposal
(March 21, 2013) I’m encouraged by the news that the Town of East Hampton is considering making it illegal for people to pull... More
So I Went to the Southampton Rite Aid and Needed to Throw Out a Coffee Cup
(March 2, 2013) With all of the things going on in the world, I had an experience in Southampton that I think really... More
The Check for Kelly Lester’s Fish Is in the Mail?
(December 21, 2012) What would happen if someone came on your property, stole something, sold it to a nearby store for several hundred... More
Suffolk County Legislature May Require All Boaters To Take A Safety Course
(August 7, 2012) Legislator Steve Stern of Dix HIlls has sponsored a new bill that would require all boat operators to complete a... More
Not Cutting Your Hedges? OFF TO PRISON WITH YOU!!!
(September 13, 2011) In Southampton, they take hedges pretty damn seriously, and yes, a law was just passed in Southampton that says if... More
Will Gay Marriage Become Legal in New York?
(June 23, 2011) How can New York, a key leader in the global fashion, economic and political worlds, still prohibit marriage between homosexual... More
