(May 11, 2013) April 15 was a very bad day for Mr. Sneiv. Not because it was Tax Day, but because I got... More
mr. sneiv — Archive
Why I Learned to Speak Italian, I Mean Spanish
(March 30, 2013) To maintain our reputation on the East End as a highly sophisticated community, it’s incumbent upon us to constantly improve... More
Unidentified Meteor Hotline Established in Hamptons
(March 10, 2013) This is a warning from Mr. Sneiv. This is only a warning. If it was a real emergency you would... More
You Too Can Be a Celebrity for a Day
(September 15, 2012) I am often asked what it is like to be a celebrity in the Hamptons. Well, maybe not often, but... More
The Boss of the Hampton Mob Family Makes his Move
(August 5, 2012) New York has been known to have had its share of mob influences over the years. Even the eastern part... More
Why Can’t Ticks Be Treated Nicely Like Other Creatures?
(July 18, 2012) We live in a complex ecosystem here in the Hamptons. This refers to the fact that everyone on Earth is... More
Expensive Hamptons Block Party A BUST!
(July 8, 2012) I know for a fact that there is a division between various groups of peoples of the Hamptons. If it’s... More







