(June 2, 2013) Memorial Day Weekend An estimated $17 trillion worth of parking tickets were written over Memorial Day Weekend in the Hamptons... More
Old Man McGumbus — Archive
Hamptons Police Blotter: Nudity, Clams, Vampires
(May 26, 2013) Getting naked is apparently the new way to protest a police search in East Hampton, and M-1 tanks are here... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: An Olive Oil Scam Is Uncovered
(May 19, 2013) Only in the Hamptons does an olive oil scam take place along with McGumbus losing his sarong at the beach. Unbelievable. A... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Escape at Shelter Island Zoo
(May 12, 2013) It was as if the entire animal kingdom ran wild on Shelter Island last week. Luckily McGumbus had things under... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Fire Breaks Out at Shelter Island Action Theme Park
(May 5, 2013) This week in the Hamptons, police struggled with a burrito thrower, and one guy who tried to escape via taxi.... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Sloppy Tuna, Badonkadonk
(April 28, 2013) There was a lot that took place in the Hamptons this week when it comes to officers busting criminals. One... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Dog Poop, Garbage and Bingo
(April 21, 2013) Hippies started playing Bingo on Shelter Island and McGumbus didn’t like it. The there was the guy who stole a... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: No, It Wasn’t Machete Wielding The Machete in the Hamptons
(April 14, 2013) Some pretty crazy stuff went down last week. A man with a machete, a weather warning and then of course... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Van Smash, McGumbus Dog Park
(April 7, 2013) The first week of April in the Hamptons kept the Police Blotter team on its toes. Armed Robbery Police are... More
Old Man McGumbus Lands Movie Deal Based on His Life
(April 1, 2013) Shelter Island resident Old Man McGumbus, 104-years-old, current Commanding Speaker for the Shelter Island Board of Oil and Gas Exploration... More
