(March 17, 2013) Drugs, fires, DWIs and ninja swords were all in a days work during the police beat last week in the... More
Old Man McGumbus — Archive
Hamptons Police Blotter : Weird McGumbus Funeral
(March 10, 2013) It was by far the strangest funeral to have ever taken place on Shelter Island in recent memory. Then there... More
Hamptons Police Blotter : McGumbus In Dumpster
(March 3, 2013) A number of shocking Hamptons events highlight this week’s Police Blotter, few more noteworthy than the discovery of a certain... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Charity Theft, Check Fraud, Gasonline Fires
(February 24, 2013) From bad drivers to terrible charity thefts, a lot of shocking police reports came in through the wire in the... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Snow, Shelter Island, DWI
(February 17, 2013) Only in the Hamptons does a guy decide to get out of his car and beat up his passenger while... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Identity Theft, African Bees, Liquor Robbery
(February 10, 2013) This week in the Hamptons police were busy with identity theft busts, just in time for the movie Identity Thief.... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Explosions on Shelter Island
(February 3, 2013) This week in the Hamptons, some pretty crazy stuff happened, much of it completely ridiculous. Our favorite police reports this... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: “Perfume Delivery Service” Is Really Just A Sex Service
(January 27, 2013) Oh those clever criminal minds of the Hamptons. Who would have thought that calling up a guy to deliver you... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Missing Parrot, McGumbus
(January 20, 2013) This week in the Hamptons the cops were busy with a lot of criminal activity that included Ferrari rims getting... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: McGumbus Saves Cats
(January 13, 2013) On Shelter Island, Old Man McGumbus rescued a group of cats this week, but he claims he still hates them.... More
