(January 7, 2013) Police this week in the Hamptons didn’t have it very easy after a car chase ended with an uneventful ending.... More
Old Man McGumbus — Archive
Hamptons Police Blotter: McGumbus Gets Arrested “Researching” Women
(December 30, 2012) Well, the year is behind us, but crime is not. Here in the Hamptons, the police were dealing with many... More
Old Man McGumbus Covers Shelter Island in Snow
(December 25, 2012) Old Man McGumbus, 104-years-old, President of the Shelter Island Sand Paper Junction and former World War II Purple Heart hero, brought to... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Christmas Is Nearby and So Is Crime
(December 23, 2012) Oh, Deer A man smashed into two trees in Southampton after he swerved to avoid hitting a deer that ran... More
Hamptons Subway Newsletter Week of December 6–12, 2012
(December 11, 2012) A sack of six baby alligators makes underground news this week in the Hamptons More
Police Blotter: Mean Scratches, Neighborly Wars
(December 9, 2012) This week in the Hamptons the calls to the police were quite odd, especially the call about the guy who... More
Hamptons Police Blotter: Dang It, Facebook!
(December 2, 2012) This week in the Hamptons, crime paid well for a guy who clearly was paying attention on Facebook. And guess... More
Sea Serpents, Howard Hughes and Old Man McGumbus
(November 30, 2012) On October 11, 2012, it was made public that Mo Yan had won the Nobel Prize for Literature for “Hallucinatory... More
Top 10 Reasons to Eat Piping Plover, Not Turkey
(November 22, 2012) Enjoy an endangered species at your Thanksgiving table. More
The Hamptons May Lose A Critical Resource Of Hippies And Stoners To Colorado
(November 12, 2012) Hippies across the East End are meticulously learning the legalities of the new law that was just passed in Colorado and... More
