(August 26, 2011) “Reuters Fri, Aug 19, 2011, Jussi Rosendahl Reporter, Ferry Runs Aground After Captain Stuck in Toilet HELSINKI—A Finnish ferry has... More
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Looking Ahead: It Would Be Much Better If We Had 3 Arms
(August 18, 2011) Did you ever wonder why humans have not developed a third arm? I have. We’re a unique species. In a... More
A Picture’s Worth A Thousand Words
(August 11, 2011) The FDA has announced that packs of cigarettes will now feature gruesome pictorial warnings against the dangers of smoking. One... More
Rachel Potter and Boxing Match Results
(July 28, 2011) Week of July 29 – August 4, 2011 Riders this week: 13,814 Rider miles this week: 152,832 DOWN IN THE... More
Tired Of All These Illegal Immigrants!
(July 28, 2011) I’m just going to come out and say it: I’m getting pretty tired of all these dang illegal immigrants running... More
Naomi Watts, Ivan Kratz and Natasha Bulinsky
(July 21, 2011) Week of July 29—August 4, 2011 Riders this week: 14,821 Rider miles this week: 163,711 DOWN IN THE TUBE... More
Week of July 1-7, 2011
(June 30, 2011) Week of July 1-7, 2011 Riders this week:15,812 Rider miles this week:111,412 DOWN IN THE TUBE Steven Spielberg,... More
The Hampton Subway Newsletter: Week of May 27- June 3, 2011
(May 31, 2011) Week of May 27- June 3, 2011 Riders this week: 11,821 Rider miles this week: 106,847 DOWN IN THE TUBE... More
Hope You Read This: If the World Ends, Writing This Story Will Have Been For Nothing
(May 31, 2011) Last Friday morning, over breakfast, I read a front-page story in The New York Times about a man who was... More
Subway to the Beach: Ribbon Cut at Cooper’s Beach This Week, Main Beach Nex
(May 31, 2011) Everybody has been wondering what these large caves workmen have been digging at the beach in Southampton could be. You... More
