(May 3, 2013) The weather is just warming up now, and this is the best time of year for getting new shells. All... More
Sheltered Island — Archive
Who Will Be the Next Sheltered Idol?
(February 1, 2013) American Idol is back, hurray! I love the show, especially the auditions, which range from amazingly terrific to amazingly horrible... More
Where Is Your Mother?
(September 1, 2011) Overheard in the Police Station on Shelter Island… “How many does that make now, Greg?” “Thirty Seven. Thirty seven Island... More







