(August 30, 2012) I’ve had a column in Dan’s Papers for the last 13-years. I was 17-years-old when I started and back then... More
Twentysomething — Archive
Warren Buffett’s “Tax Plea” Article In The New York Times Is More Selfish Than You Think
(August 18, 2011) Warren Buffett just wrote an article in The New York Times that is essentially a plea to the government to... More
Chocolate, The Stock Market and Movies
(August 11, 2011) Well, I’m about to buy my third chocolate bar as I watch the market drop 600 points before my very... More
Parking Spaces
(August 4, 2011) One of the most ruthless, dangerous, deceptive and evil places is a parking lot in the Hamptons. People lose their... More
Tired Of All These Illegal Immigrants!
(July 28, 2011) I’m just going to come out and say it: I’m getting pretty tired of all these dang illegal immigrants running... More
Bracelet Hero
(July 21, 2011) On Saturday I was on bracelet duty at the Dan’s Taste of Two Forks event in Bridgehampton, which was a... More
A Bird in Deep Crap
(May 31, 2011) I heard a joke that I really like about two weeks ago and I can’t help from retelling it over... More
